The One About the Boy and Nothing [Signed Hardcover]

If you haven't read the book already, DO NOT BUY THIS. Get it on Amazon instead.
 
Why is this so expensive? The pen's really heavy.
Allow a few weeks for shipping, because I'm a little slow.
 
This overpriced signed copy is essentially a way for you to be a patreon paypig if you really liked the book and have the desire/means to support me. It would be a terrible purchase if you just want to read the book; you probably won't even like it.
 
The expensive variants are a joke. Even the lowest price is a joke. But I'll take the money if you give it to me. Don't be stupid. I won't refund your le epic meme purchase. You'll get the same thing regardless of which variant you choose. Think hard before you spend your money.
 
I guarantee that my signature has no resale value on ebay. And you won't be able to use it for identity theft because I do all my tax evasion by a secret code name known only to the government of Korea.
 
You can submit a special request if you want me to write something (ie birthday wishes, insults, my secret code name, etc). But it's only a suggestion. If you ask for something stupid, I'll ignore it and write whatever I want.
 
No refunds lel.